The Ballad of Bordeaux Jail

The Ballad of Bordeaux Jail

As we close out 2015 I wanted to pay tribute to my mother, Ann Marie Fauteux, who wr0te a poem 50 years ago, in 1965.  The poem still stands as a great Canadian literary work – at least for me.  The Ballad of Bordeaux Jail tells the story of Lucien Rivard and his escape from Bordeaux by scaling the prison wall with a hose.  Rivard requested the hose from the Warden so that he could flood the prison skating rink – in July!  The poem was later set to music by Allan Mills.  My mother loved words and she was a master of them.  May she rest in peace.

Here’s a link to a recording of the poem courtesy of CJAD Radio circa 1965.

THE BALLAD OF BORDEAUX JAIL
Anne-Marie Fauteux (1965)

The warden sat at sundown,
A busy day was o’er,
He’d just lit up a fat cigar,
When a knock came at the door.

“Entrez, entrez !” the warden cried,
“La porte she is ajar !”
And who walked in, to his surprise,
But Big-Wheel, Lou Rivard !

“How come, Big-Wheel, you promenade,
It’s curfew-time, n’est-ce pas ?
I warning you to prenez-garde,
Before you break the law !”

“Pardonnez-moi mon capitane,
I did not stop to think,
But with your kind permission,
I would like to hose the rink.”

“To hose the rink ? Why sacre-bleu,
You must be wan big fool !
The rink my friend she’s beaucoup d’eau,
Like outdoor swimming pool !”

Now Rivard, like the quick brown fox,
Who must outwit the hound,
He senses with his gambler’s ken,
That he is gaining ground.

“It’s true Monsieur that ce matin,
The rink was soft like slop,
Regardez – since après-midi,
The temperature go plop !”

“C’est vrai, fait chaud from where you sit,
Across the great divide,
But where I stand I feel a draft,
Bébé it’s cold outside !”

“Eh bien, voilà, go get the hose,
Permission you obtain,
Like my new boss, Claude Wagner say,
We must be more humane.”

“Merci Monsieur, au revoir, adieu,
Light up your cold cigar,
I will not bother you again,
Exit Lucien Rivard ! !”

“Exit ! Exit !” the warden muse,
“He make the big joke, no ?
Quelle difference, he safe behind
The walls of old Bordeaux !”

One hour she pass, the warden doze,
Then bingo, tout de suite,
The sirens wail, the guards aussi,
There’s panic in the street ! !

The warden freeze – like paralyze,
The joke he get trop tard,
“Certainement, mon dieu, c’est ça,
The hose – the rink – Rivard ! ! ! ”

Trop tard ! He stagger to his feet,
No need to ask pourquoi,
“Certainement – mon dieu – c’est ça,
Lucien Rivard s’en va ! !”

He cry, Monsieur the warden,
Enfin he see it all,
Big hose not for the rink by gar,
Big hose for over wall ! !

He grind his teeth, he pull his hairs,
He’ll never smile again,
As he implore, encore, — encore —
“WHERE ARE YOU LUCIEN ! ! ! ”

EPILOGUE

The search goes on relentless,
Through valley, hill and dell,
They seek him here, they seek him there,
That Gallic Pimpernel.

For years to come in Crooksville,
They’ll tell the epic tale,
How Rivard left his footprints,
On the walls of Bordeaux Jail.

Windows or Mac?

Windows or Mac?

There is a lot wrapped up in your platform of choice, your OS.  The answer to the question Windows or Mac, I think, says a lot about a person.  Having just spent the best part of two days upgrading my multiple devices to Windows 10 and Office 2016, my loyalty was challenged.  As with all ‘upgradeathons,’ I had my moments cursing the many teams of Microsofters who put all the pieces together.  In the end it all worked and seems to have been worthwhile. I remain a Windows guy.

Our household enjoys a Mac culture too.  We’re eclectic!  I still can’t live with it all ‘under the covers.’  Where is that file?  Where is it stored?  And where’s Ctl-Alt-Delete in all of its beauty?  How do I force close an application?  These are important things to know!  Alas, with my Mac experience, these questions lay waiting for answers.  It seems to work, but how it works remains a mystery to me.  A mystery I cannot accept.  It seems I need structure and control.  I must not trust the ‘Mac OS.’ What does that say about me?  Hmmm….

Now then, boxers or briefs?  Hmmm….